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Proprietor — Your Mother’s Mustache
Dating – he takes you out to have a good time
Married – he brings home a 6-pack, and says “What are you drinking?”
Dating – he holds your hand in public.
Married – he flicks your ear in public.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
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