Brawl Ensues After Man Tries to Steal Hockey Stick from Little Girl
Captain Scott Niedermayer came through when it counted most, scoring a power-play goal 52 seconds into overtime to give the Ducks a 4-3 victory over the Tampa Bay Lightning  on Thursday night. And that’s when the fun really started. After scoring the game winning goal, Niedermayer skates over to a little girl in the stands, and tosses her his hockey stick. That’s when Billy Bob gets a little excited, and decides to wrestle the stick away from the girl. A brawl ensues, and the rest goes down in history as just “some more dumb shit done by drunken white trash”.
What could you possibly need that stick so bad for that you would assault a female, on national T.V., with a 1 million watt spotlight focusing on you, with thousands of live witnesses, in the stands where you are surrounded on all sides with no possibility of escape? Maybe you thought you could hock it and use the cash for some new pearly whites. But at least the girl gets in a few licks of her own. Top notch.
"Paging all employees, we have a cottage cheese spill in the ass isle"
In our latest edition of the YMM Shopping with W.T. segment, we get to experience  what 250 lbs. of jiggly shit in a 5 pound pink garbage bag looks like when checking out at Wal-Mart.  It literally looks like this thing shoved all of the Jello in Wal-Mart into her pink spandex body suit right before giving birth to Slimer from Ghostbusters. The best part about this is the fact she is buying shampoo. When the zoo has to wash you down with a bucket of soap, a broom, and a power washer, I don’t think clean hair should be at the top of your list of priorities. I just thank God our brave photographers at YMM.com were not able to snap a photo of this beast from the front. Think pink elephant knuckle.
Visual evidence of a publicly exposed FUPA, a.k.a the "gunt".
As we stated in our very first segment of “Shopping with W.T”, the photographers here at YMM are forced to go to extreme lengths in order to capture the true essence of white trash. We are not exactly sure where this wildebeest found stockings that would that support that bulge drooping out from her mini skirt, unless Wal-Mart has a special isle designated for FUPA fishnets. Whatever this thing is, we hope it never rears its ugly, greasy, vomit inducing head again.
"Business in the front, party in the back, and Paulie Walnuts on the side..."
In our newest YMM weekly picture segment, we will be introducing you to the jaw-dropping world of white trash, a.k.a. dubbya-tee. I assure you that in no way have these pictures been doctored, altered or staged in any way. These are actual photos of authentic W.T. in their natural environment, a place often referred to as Wal-Mart.  Once thought to be folklore, these rare  photos that YMM will be providing on a weekly basis will in fact confirm the existence of the mullet, spandex and overly exposed FUPA’s. So please check back with us on a weekly basis, but proceed with caution.
