The figure might change once Rollback prices are factored in, but a man in Ohio managed to destroy $600 worth of Wal-Mart meat by peeing all over it.
Robert T. Jenkins, of Canton, showed up at a Wal-Mart late one recent night, strolled over to the meat section, whipped it out, and managed to produce enough urine to ruin $600 worth of steaks. We’re thinking that that’s got to take at least three forty’s of Crazy Horse.
A shocked employee called the police, who came to take Jenkins away. He was charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct, which answers the question we’ve been asking ourselves our whole lives: What would I get charged for if I took a giant leak in the meat department at Wal-Mart?
It’s still not known whether drugs or alcohol played a part in the incident, or if Jenkins is just totally bonkers. He’s currently being held in jail in lieu of $25,000 bond and getting nervous looks from his fellow inmates.
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KRM, January 26th 2010 |
Tags: Robert T. Jenkins, walmart
Posted in Random Stache', Scandalous, TV
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In our newest YMM weekly picture segment, we will be introducing you to the jaw-dropping world of white trash, a.k.a. dubbya-tee. I assure you that in no way have these pictures been doctored, altered or staged in any way. These are actual photos of authentic W.T. in their natural environment, a place often referred to as Wal-Mart.  Once thought to be folklore, these rare  photos that YMM will be providing on a weekly basis will in fact confirm the existence of the mullet, spandex and overly exposed FUPA’s. So please check back with us on a weekly basis, but proceed with caution.
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Shamus O'Cabbage, October 19th 2009 |
Tags: dirtbags, freaks, mullett, shopping with WT, strange people, ugly, W.T., walmart, white trash
Posted in Random Stache', White Trash
