"Paging all employees, we have a cottage cheese spill in the ass isle"
In our latest edition of the YMM Shopping with W.T. segment, we get to experience  what 250 lbs. of jiggly shit in a 5 pound pink garbage bag looks like when checking out at Wal-Mart.  It literally looks like this thing shoved all of the Jello in Wal-Mart into her pink spandex body suit right before giving birth to Slimer from Ghostbusters. The best part about this is the fact she is buying shampoo. When the zoo has to wash you down with a bucket of soap, a broom, and a power washer, I don’t think clean hair should be at the top of your list of priorities. I just thank God our brave photographers at YMM.com were not able to snap a photo of this beast from the front. Think pink elephant knuckle.
Check back next week for more Shopping with W.T.
