For the second time in less than a year, Pittsburgh Steelers quarterbackBen Roethlisberger is being accused of sexual assault. Yesterday afternoon, TMZ broke the story of Big Ben’s involvement in an incident which occurred at a nightclub in Milledgeville, Georgia. The story has since been reported by the national media after being confirmed by the Georgia police. The alleged victim, a 20-year-old female student from Georgia College & State University, was treated and released from the hospital on Friday morning.
The details of the night in question are still a bit hazy at this point, but what seems to be clear is Ben and a group of friends started the night drinking heavily at a bar called “The Brick” until about 1:30 a.m. They then moved on to another club, Capital City, where the incident allegedly occurred. Roethlisberger’s accuser claims she was in the ladies room when Ben entered and proceeded to assault her.
It sounds to me like Big Ben needs to put Little Ben on ice for a while…
Blake Lively has some of the nicest tits you’ll see anywhere on this earth. And on top of that she has some of the longest, sexiest legs you’ve ever seen. So naturally the idea of her posing naked is something we pay very close attention to. Well apparently there is a very good chance Blake will be doing Playboy, which is pretty awesome seeing as hot, young famous girls in their prime never do that shit.
We hear the 22-year-old beauty is demanding a whopping $2.5 million to strip down.
“Blake’s mom has been in the business a long time and knows Kim Basinger and other actresses really benefitted from posing for Playboy early in their careers,” TMZ’s source explained.
You better not be fucking around with this one TMZ, or else I will show up at your door and kick you right in the nuts.
Los Angeles, California — Video of Anna Nicole Smith appearing to mistake a doll for her unborn child was just the reality TV star acting for a camera, a defense lawyer for Howard K. Stern says. Prosecutors presented the tape in a preliminary hearing last week as evidence that Stern and two doctors conspired to keep Smith in a drug stupor in the two years before her death. In what has become known as the “clown video,” a 9-year-old girl seems uncertain whether Smith is pretending or is really having “brain trouble.” Acting or not, Smith’s face — painted like a clown’s — is a disturbing sight in light of her death from “acute combined drug intoxication” six months later. Stern shot the 45-minute-long video at Smith’s Bahamas home on August 12, 2006, at a ninth birthday party for Riley Shelley, the daughter of a friend, according to court testimony.
Wow. It isn’t often that a video can make you sad, confused and disgusted, all while leaving you with that “what the fuck did I just watch?” feeling. Why is she being painted like a clown? And what type of drugs was she on? Speculation is that she may have been acting. I have to say, I have seen all of her B-flick softcore “movies”, and she was not that good of an actress. I know some will remember ANS for her questionablly odd behavior later on in life, but I personally will always think of her as that smokin hot Guess model with the best rack in the business. R.I.P A.N.S.
Over the weekend Megan Fox tended bar for charity at Sonny McLean’s Irish Pub in Santa Monica. Yet another missed opportunity to impress her with how many beers we can drink.
You would think years of coke and sleeping in the street would've ravaged this body
Before we had crazy bitches like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears going ape shit in front of the world we had Tara Reid. Now I know Tara didn’t put up numbers like Lohan or Spears but that was a different era so comparing their games is kind of unfair to Tara. I’m sure if Tara played in today’s league she would be dominating the shit out of those amateurs. Make no mistake about it, Tara Reid was the original sloppy drunk coke whore.
What’s great is that apparently after being forced out of the spotlight because you’re a complete waste of life there are still a number of things people are willing to see you do. So if you don’t mind showing your tits you can choose between posing for playboy, going on the surreal life, or putting out a sex tape. Tara tried to keep it classy so she went with option #1, although I promise you there will be a video of a blacked out Tara fucking some dude out there soon enough.
I was surprised to see that Tara still looked kind of hot. I’m sure she’ll look smoking in this new Playboy…Hef’s not going to disappoint.
With the arrival of football season, I am reminded of all the great things about being a fan. Wings, ribs, gambling, spending hours at a time passing gas on your friend’s beautiful suede sofas, drinking on Sundays without any reprucussions from the little lady, and broads in extra small football jerseys. But I am also reminded about all of the downfalls of being a fan. Heartburn, beer guts, bookies who want their money, and hangovers on Mondays. But none of them top the number one worst thing about football season: Joe Buck.
I HATE Joe Buck. And so should you. He is the poster child for nepotism in this country. This no talent ass clown has a show on HBO, endorsement from Budweiser, and travels the country broadcasting the best events that the sporting world has to offer. And why? Because his pops, Jack Buck, was one of the greatest sportscasters of his generation. As a result, we’re forced to listen to his dunce of a son make stupid comment after stupid comment (which are usually sandwiched in between stupid comments from Troy Aikman) everytime there is a game on FOX. Which is why Artie Lange’s appearance on the premiere of his HBO show vindicated every self respecting sports fan who has endured Buck’s God awful analysis for the past decade. Clearly when you are as clueless as Buck, you have no problem announcing to the world on national television that TMZ is your favorite website. I’m sure he celebrates Creed’s entire catalog as well. So here’s a big ”fuck you” to our douchebag of the month, and the man who almost single handedly ruined football Sundays, Joe Buck.
