I understand being upset about playing the last meaningful game of your college career. I even understand shedding a little tear about it. But after Florida lost to Alabama on Saturday Tim Tebow wept like a 5 year old girl for like an hour. It was possibly the gayest display I have seen in my entire life. Suck it up and be a man you little bitch!
This is no doubt the most important weekend of the 2009 College Football season. With the SEC championship being a ticket to the BCS National Title game it’s definitely going to be a nice Saturday to sit on your ass and accomplish close to nothing. Now you can plan out your Saturday of rest a little in advance. Here are all the conference championship match ups for this weekend.
Friday, December 4th
MAC Championship: Central Michigan v. Ohio (ESPN2, 8pm)- Joe Tessitore, Rod Gilmore
Saturday, December 5th
Conference USA Championship: Houston @ East Carolina (ESPN2, Noon)- Ron Franklin, Ed Cunningham
SEC Championship: Florida v. Alabama (CBS, 4pm)- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson
Big XII Championship: Nebraska v. Texas (ABC, 8pm)- Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit, Lisa Salters
ACC Championship: Georgia Tech v. Clemson (ESPN, 8pm)- Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Erin Andrews
Erin Drewes is probably best known as “Tim Tebow’s busty girlfriend”. It turns out that is not true at all. Apparently Erin Drewes is just some skanky Florida girl who had her tits pose for this picture with Tebow at a party a few years back. The fucked up thing is that I remember seeing this pic for the first time and being in complete disbelief. I wasn’t shocked because I didn’t think Tebow could score a broad like this, that’s not it at all. The thing that shocked me is that Tim Tebow is a virgin, everyone knows this, since of course he came out and said it.
So when I first saw this picture I realized that either Tim Tebow must be a liar, or this broad is pulling one of the most epic schemes in hsitory. Because make no mistake about it a girl cannot go without dick for too long without losing their fucking mind. Now a normal girl, can maybe go a few weeks before they start freaking out and acting crazy. A girl like this I would say a day or two tops. Which is why I always knew something was wrong here.
Anyway so now Erin Drewes has come out and let us know that her and Tebow were never together, and more importantly that she will be posing for playboy this month. Apparently Erin Drewes will be donning body paint in the form of a Gators uniform. So first let me just say thank you Erin, I have been dying to see your tits for years so I appreciate you letting me check that off my list. Also I just want to point out that I don’t care if you put 10 coats of paint on those things, those tits are so big you are going to look naked no matter what…….I look forward to the showing
We are not the only one’s who have noticed this either.
You better be banging this chick Colt, I don’t want any of that Tim Tebow shit.
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