Oops! Time Warner Cable officials had to apologize Tuesday after accidentally showing porn on kiddie channels in North Carolina. Playboy Channel previews – with naked women talking dirty – aired from 6:15 a.m. to 8:15 a.m. on the Kids on Demand and Kids Pre-School on Demand channels. It took technicians two hours to fix the glitch. Officials said they weren’t sure how many saw the mixed-up programming.
How come when I was a kid trying to watch porn through a scrambled signal, there was never any type of “system glitch”? I guess I’m just not that lucky. It does cheer me up though just thinking about all the dirty old men yesterday morning who tuned into Porn on demand, and got stuck watching a Dora the Explorer cartoon instead of Dora the Anal Explorer VI.
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Shamus O'Cabbage, March 17th 2010 |
Tags: Cable channel mixup, Kids on Demand, Playboy, Playboy on Demand, Time Warner Cable
Posted in Random Stache'
Blake Lively has some of the nicest tits you’ll see anywhere on this earth. And on top of that she has some of the longest, sexiest legs you’ve ever seen. So naturally the idea of her posing naked is something we pay very close attention to. Well apparently there is a very good chance Blake will be doing Playboy, which is pretty awesome seeing as hot, young famous girls in their prime never do that shit.
We hear the 22-year-old beauty is demanding a whopping $2.5 million to strip down.
“Blake’s mom has been in the business a long time and knows Kim Basinger and other actresses really benefitted from posing for Playboy early in their careers,” TMZ’s source explained.
You better not be fucking around with this one TMZ, or else I will show up at your door and kick you right in the nuts.
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KRM, February 16th 2010 |
Tags: Blake Lively, Blake Lively Playoby, Gossip Girls, Playboy, TMZ
Posted in Celebs, Girls, Nip Slips, Random Stache', Scandalous, TV
Like most actresses who have outstanding debts due to massive cocaine and meth addictions Tara Reid has turned to playboy to make a couple extra bucks. I guess Tara’s still pretty hot in a coke-whorish type of way so I’m definitely interested in checking this out. Now I’m hoping that Katy Perry’s career hits a speedbump so we can get a look at those cannons of hers in a few years……..
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KRM, December 14th 2009 |
Tags: Katy Perry, Playboy, Tara Reid, Tara Reid Playboy, Tara Reid Playboy cover
Posted in Celebs, Girls, Movies, Random Stache', Scandalous, TV, Tunes
Stay tuned for next weeks breakthrough from the University of Montreal where they will try to prove that the world is round……
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KRM, December 8th 2009 |
Tags: internet porn, Metro newspaper, Penthouse, Playboy, porn, pornhub.com, redtube.com, Scientist say all men look at porn
Posted in Celebs, Random Stache', Scandalous, TV
You would think years of coke and sleeping in the street would've ravaged this body
Before we had crazy bitches like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears going ape shit in front of the world we had Tara Reid. Now I know Tara didn’t put up numbers like Lohan or Spears but that was a different era so comparing their games is kind of unfair to Tara. I’m sure if Tara played in today’s league she would be dominating the shit out of those amateurs. Make no mistake about it, Tara Reid was the original sloppy drunk coke whore.
What’s great is that apparently after being forced out of the spotlight because you’re a complete waste of life there are still a number of things people are willing to see you do. So if you don’t mind showing your tits you can choose between posing for playboy, going on the surreal life, or putting out a sex tape. Tara tried to keep it classy so she went with option #1, although I promise you there will be a video of a blacked out Tara fucking some dude out there soon enough.
I was surprised to see that Tara still looked kind of hot. I’m sure she’ll look smoking in this new Playboy…Hef’s not going to disappoint.
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KRM, October 12th 2009 |
Tags: Britney Spears, Hugh Hefner, Lindsay Lohan, Nip Slip, Playboy, Tara Reid, Tara Reid Nip Slip, Tara Reid Playboy, TMZ
Posted in Celebs, Girls
