I don’t know if it’s just that I’m still drunk from our Christmas party last night or if it’s that I am just a true G but either way I love this fucking song….
High Zero
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It took nearly five years for Wisconsin QB Scott Tolzien to start a game, but only 60 minutes against the Ohio State Buckeyes to become one of the biggest losers in the nation. Seriously, you would think this guy was a Leper who just came down with a bad case of Ebola. That’s how bad no one wants to even come close to this guy. Tolzien needs to make a conscious effort to never initiate a high five again on live TV, and buy the assistant coach a dinner for the pity slap on the helmet. Go sit with the kicker on the end of the bench buddy, because Oprah’s inner thighs on a summer day in the deep south are cooler than you are.
