Lane Kiffin loves little boys bootyholes!
 David Sills, all of 13 years old, has verbally committed to USC. Sills is a quarterback out of Bear, Del., who has drawn raves for his talent at such a young age.Â
“His skill set is off the chart,” his personal coach Steve Clarkson told ESPN. “I’ve never seen anyone at his age do what he’s been able to do.” Clarkson has mentored other top quarterbacks in the past, including current USC starter Matt Barkley.Â
According to the ESPN, new USC coach Lane Kiffin received a verbal commitment from Sills on Thursday evening. “He’s already six feet as a 13-year-old,” Clarkson said. “And he’s breaking down NFL footage.” Â
Is this really what the world is coming to??? College football programs are accepting verbal commitments from 13 year olds. I don’t get it, when I was 13 I thought that I was going to play football for Florida State. As the years went on, I decided to verbally commit to boobs, booze, and marijuana. You watch the minute this kid smells the vagina, he’s done. I thought that this National Signing Day for high school football players was too much. What now a pee wee verbal commitment day! I don’t care how good this kid is, the ages 13 to 18 are a lifetime and alot of crazy things can happen that could curtail him from even playing football anymore. Fuck it, as of right now I am verbally committing to the Senior PGA Tour. I figure I have 21 years before I qualify, but why not if this kid can verbally commit to USC at the age of 5 why can’t I verbally commit to the Senior PGA Tour.
