You would think years of coke and sleeping in the street would've ravaged this body
Before we had crazy bitches like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears going ape shit in front of the world we had Tara Reid. Now I know Tara didn’t put up numbers like Lohan or Spears but that was a different era so comparing their games is kind of unfair to Tara. I’m sure if Tara played in today’s league she would be dominating the shit out of those amateurs. Make no mistake about it, Tara Reid was the original sloppy drunk coke whore.
What’s great is that apparently after being forced out of the spotlight because you’re a complete waste of life there are still a number of things people are willing to see you do. So if you don’t mind showing your tits you can choose between posing for playboy, going on the surreal life, or putting out a sex tape. Tara tried to keep it classy so she went with option #1, although I promise you there will be a video of a blacked out Tara fucking some dude out there soon enough.
I was surprised to see that Tara still looked kind of hot. I’m sure she’ll look smoking in this new Playboy…Hef’s not going to disappoint.
