IF you didn’t see this video yet it is pretty obvious what you’re looking at. Some Australian Banker was bored at work and did what mostof us do in those situations; look at some tits. The only problem is this re-tard somehow didn’t realize that a news show was being filmed in his office and just happed to be right behind him.
As funny as this is this guy is an idiot. The cardinal rule of looking at naked pictures at work is to be aware of your surroundings. You can’t just bring up some nude pics whenever you want, you have to be stealthy about that shit. So the fact that this guy has a camera crew behind him and he did not wait 20 minutes to look at this girls tits means the tits in question where either so good that waiting for the news crew to leave was not an option, or more likely this guys a moron.
This guy has managed to sum what every heterosexual male has been thinking since the dawn of time, and condense it into a catchy 2 minute and 51 second tune of pure sexist genius. I hate to say it, but I think Hans Solo just got bumped from my list of personal idols by the random dude singing “Show Me Your Genitals”. Enjoy.
When this video was sent to me I was pretty sure I was going to laugh my ass off. But believe me I am not in a laughing mood right now.
How many of America’s ultra-talented youth are going to spend their prime behind bars. I mean it’s pretty obvious that this guy truly is a musical genius and could contribute a great deal to the world. Walking around every day knowing that the greatest rapper of all time is rotting away in a cell somewhere is beyond heartbreaking to me. I hope whatever assholes thought this was funny now realize that this is a tragedy to the highest degree.
I just hope this little fucker realizes how lucky he was. When I was five years old I was playing with fucking legos and shit, yet this lucky bastard gets to run full speed into a pair of tits that outweigh him by at least 50 pounds.
“Come on Timmy, run into my titties, come on little guy”
Whoever did this clearly has way too much time on their hands. So I would like to thank them for sacrificing a life of friends and sex in order to bring us this.
Crackhead: A broke ass mother fucker who relies on crack to sustain daily life. Often seen running at full speed for a multitude of reasons. See Rodney King, Darryl Strawberry, Rae Carruthe, Jason Williams.
Who hasn’t itched for crack so badly that they smoked pretzels and Sheetrock? I mean come on buddy, no one wants to hear the same old shit.
In what can only be described as the most hardcore mobile home commercial on the planet, Cullman Liquidation explains why you should buy a trailer from them.  I don’t know about you but he had me at “My wifes boyfriend hit me over the head with a fence post.”
