"Me and Al is high as a mutha fucka...."
On Tuesday, defensive end Richard Seymour was baited into a light-hearted guarantee that the 2-4 Raiders would make the playoffs this season.
Seymour appeared on Two Deep Zone 1530 Homer, a Cincinnati-based radio show hosted by Artrell Hawkins, a former teammate of Seymour’s with New England in 2005 and 2006, and former Bengals cornerback Charles Fisher.
When asked about the Raiders outlook for the rest of the season, Seymour went into a lengthy answer about changing the culture in Oakland, ending by saying, “there’s no better uniform in the NFL than seeing that silver and black. I’m sure you guys can agree with that.”
The rest of the exchange went like this:
It’s certainly recognizable. Now, are you guys going to the playoffs?
Seymour: Are we going to the playoffs?
Are you going to the playoffs? I want a yes or no answer.
Seymour: You can mark it down. The Raiders will be in the playoffs.
The Raiders are going to the playoffs?
Seymour: The Raiders are going to the playoffs.
I guess Cali trees really are that good huh? Seymour had to be high as a fucking kite during this interview to make such a claim. Either that or he is just terribly confused and still thinks he plays for the Patriots. I think Al Davis’ craziness is rubbing off on his new defensive end. That shit truly is contagious in Raider land. They’ve got one coach punching another in the face (Tom Cable and defensive assistant Randy Hanson), feuds between owner and coach (Davis and that little bitch Lane Kiffin) and players going AWOL the night before the Super Bowl (Barret Robbins and his multiple personalities). Seymour is just a victim of the silver and black, his mind is affected and he can’t help it. Or as I mentioned, he’s just smoking that sticky-icky.
